...*walks over to Noah, genuinely concerned* You okay?
*sarcasm to 11* I'm sobbing on the inside, really. If only there were approximately 3.5 billion other girls on the planet.
Hey, she's probably just being manipulated by Justin. I mean, she's really into you.
Oh, probably. *pokes at his food* I don't actually feel like discussing this.
*Goes to sit down on the other side of him* Wow. So, that was kind of brutal, huh?
Izzy, I'm saying this as your friend, from the bottom of my heart: Go die in a fire.
. . . Have you ever even dated anyone?
You kidding? Short, sarcastic, Indian nerds in hand-me-down clothes get all the ladies. Girls hang around my house like stray cats.
*from the lounge down the hall* THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS! I GOTTA DO SOMETHING WRONG FIRST!
GET OVER HERE ANYWAYS! IT'S IMPORTANT!
*Rolls his eyes, but gets up*
*Makes a "whipped" noise*
*goes back, punches him square in the face, and then goes to Courtney.*
*rubbing his nose* Gosh...
Anonymous asked: favorite Duncney fanfiction?
A book must be the axe for the frozen sea within us.
Franz Kafka, The Trial (via petivit)
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Can we amplify this a little please? I’m sure some of my followers could use this resource. Spread it around friends.